var quotes = new Array()

quotes[0]="<center>Gimme that filet-o-fish<br>\n"+
"Gimme that fish<br>\n"+
"Gimme that filet-o-fish<br>\n"+
"Gimme that fish<br>\n"+
"&nbsp;<br>\n"+
"What if it were you,<br>\n"+
"Hanging up on this wall?<br>\n"+
"If it were you in that sandwich<br>\n"+
"You wouldn't be laughing at all!</center>";


quotes[1]="Dude, if I had a flying taxi, I wouldn't just sit there. I'd go fly somewhere!<br>\n"+
"&nbsp;<br>\n"+
"- Shailesh";

quotes[2]="I'd flick your ears if I could find them.<br>\n"+
"&nbsp;<br>\n"+
"- Shailesh";

quotes[3]="Its like Santana's trying to be all hispanic or something.<br>\n"+
"&nbsp;<br>\n"+
"- Jenny";

quotes[4]="Girls suck, boys rule!<br>\n"+
"&nbsp;<br>\n"+
"- Kristin and Emily";

quotes[5]="She's a very territorial creature. And since she's bitten him once, she'll bite him again! Croikey!<br>\n"+
"&nbsp;<br>\n"+
"- Darren";

quotes[6]="Let me tell you something!<br>\n"+
"Human suffering means very little to me at this point.<br>\n"+
"You see, I thrive on human misery<br>\n"+
"And in the jungle, misery's all you got<br>\n"+
"&nbsp;<br>\n"+
"- Tim";

quotes[7]="You know what they say ... Incest is the best!<br>\n"+
"&nbsp;<br>\n"+
"- Jennie";

quotes[8]="Busch Light is the 'Girls Gone Wild' of Anheuser-Busch<br>\n"+
"&nbsp;<br>\n"+
"- Shailesh";

quotes[9]="Hey Margaret, what's a Cannoli?<br>\n"+
"&nbsp;<br>\n"+
"- Shailesh";

quotes[10]="If you are going through hell, keep going.<br>\n"+
"&nbsp;<br>\n"+
"- Winston Churchill";

quotes[11]="F*ck it. Lets go to White Horse.<br>\n"+
"&nbsp;<br>\n"+
"- Brian / Shailesh<br>\n"+
"Freshman year of college (multiple utterances)";

quotes[12]="Next time, stick to the iVibrate.<br>\n"+
"&nbsp;<br>\n"+
"- Stacey";

quotes[13]="Stingray!<br>\n"+
"&nbsp;<br>\n"+
"- Michele";

quotes[14]="Practice doesn't make perfect.<br>Perfect practice makes perfect.<br>\n"+
"&nbsp;<br>\n"+
"- Cal Ripken, Jr.";

quotes[15]="I am merely competent.  However in a world of incompetent people, that makes me extraordinary.<br>\n"+
"&nbsp;<br>\n"+
"- Billy Joel";

quotes[16]="If you are not doing what you love, you are wasting your time.<br>\n"+
"&nbsp;<br>\n"+
"- Billy Joel";

quotes[17]="Procrastination is a lot like masturbation. Its really fun at first, but then you realize that you're just f*cking yourself.<br>\n"+
"&nbsp;<br>\n"+
"- Brian Jupin";

quotes[18]="Don't wait for answers<br>\n"+
"Just take your chances<br>\n"+
"Don't ask me why<br>\n"+
"&nbsp;<br>\n"+
"- Billy Joel";


quotes[19]="If I'm crazy then its true<br>\n"+
"That's its all because of you<br>\n"+
"And you wouldn't want me any other way<br>\n"+
"&nbsp;<br>\n"+
"- Billy Joel";

quotes[20]="Did I make me up?<br>\n"+
"Or make the face till it stuck?<br>\n"+
"I do the best imitation of myself<br>\n"+
"&nbsp;<br>\n"+
"- Ben Folds Five";

quotes[21]="Find something you love, and go<br>\n"+
"after it, with all of your heart.<br>\n"+
"&nbsp;<br>\n"+
"- Jim Abbott";

quotes[22]="If a man does his best,<br>\n"+
"what else is there?<br>\n"+
"&nbsp;<br>\n"+
"- George S. Patton";

quotes[23]="Just eat your coleslaw playa'<br>\n"+
"Eat your coleslaw<br>\n"+
"&nbsp;<br>\n"+
"- Guy on MTV's 'Made' / Tom Korder";

quotes[24]="We'll always have Pedro O'Horny's<br>\n"+
"&nbsp;<br>\n"+
"- Out Cold";

quotes[25]="You want to reach out and touch pure evil<br>\n"+
"And in Detroit no less!<br>\n"+
"&nbsp;<br>\n"+
"- Detroit Rock City";

quotes[26]="Think Hooters ...<br>\n"+
"But classier.<br>\n"+
"&nbsp;<br>\n"+
"- Shailesh";

quotes[27]="I wouldn't trade my hand<br>\n"+
"For all the aces in the deck<br>\n"+
"&nbsp;<br>\n"+
"- Alkaline Trio";